What the Cow Fart is going on with the Amish Mafia?

The boys are back

The boys are back

So the big question has been: Is Amish Mafia coming back for Season 4?

Well, I have the answer for you! YES! YES! YES!

There is no stopping the Amish Mafia, Tom Corbett, move out of the way (no votes for you from this girl) cause they’re back in the buggy.

And my favorite star who loves to hate on me, will she be back? I’m going with no. Esther, the money-making machine, seems to have lost steam in the bid to be Queen to Levi’s King mafia status. In fact, I think the whole Levi and Esther match up was…wait for it…fake.

In reality, back on August 16th, Esther had on her Facebook a photo of her and Imir (aka: Mirkat) that stated he was her new husband. You know who Imir is, the one who beat the crap out of her last Halloween. After that beating, she didn’t need a mask.

Mirkat's Mug(shot)

Mirkat’s Mug(shot)

Later that day the post disappeared, but not after thousands had voiced their opinions. Believe me, the opinions ranged from congrats to WTF ARE YOU DOING? I asked around to my insiders but no one seemed to know what was going on, yet didn’t seem surprised that maybe she would marry the guy that used her for a punching bag. Stranger things have happened. For example, after being sentenced to prison and ordered not to have contact with Esther, Imir calls her over 400 times from prison. Dude, move on!!!

On September 6th, Esther came out of the woodwork (or maybe the barn or after a long soak and bundling, who knows…) and posted for the first time since July 5th. Her new profile picture is far from Amish, in fact, I’m thinking more along the lines of streetwalker.

Esther wears an Ace bandage

Esther wears an Ace bandage

So two months without a peep, that’s a LONG TIME after posting on Facebook everyday, listing her handmade goods and cookbooks for the masses to purchase. Now Esther has posted she’ll be refunding the money for people’s orders. Think about it people…Esther has two kids (one is now on her Facebook page) was filming Amish Mafia Season 3, was dating Mirkat, caring for her elderly parents and farming the land. When did she have time to make handmade quilts and dresses by the hundreds to fill these orders? Can’t you see a shyster even if they’re wearing a bonnet that looks like a bra?

Esther did have a comment that the post announcing her marriage to Imir was done by a hacker. Yeah, maybe. Or it could have been to stir up interest in the Esther that is no longer ever going to have the chance to run the Amish Mafia. So sorry Esther, your 15 minutes has passed. Now your fame is about causing a 3 car accident back in June because you weren’t paying attention while driving your vehicle. Shouldn’t you be sticking to horse and buggy? I bet that accident would have never occurred!

Now I wonder what my boy Levi is up to. I’m not sure which of the two dislikes me the most. They both block me so maybe it’s something they can be mutual about the hate. Will Levi be back? Does anyone care? I’m pretty ho-hum about Levi anymore. His personal life seems more interesting since I get messages that he’s a daddy now. If that’s true, how did the Amish Mafia miss that? Is there room for a crib in his “office”?

You know what I really want? I want Freeman to take over. When that boy spoke last season, I got chills. Seriously, I been saying he could take over without saying a word, but now that I know creepy man speaks, it’s in the bag! And who should be his sidekicks? No neck Mary and Mini Man Wayne. They would be unstoppable.

Freeman, the quiet man of Amish Mafia

   Freeman, the quiet man of Amish Mafia

Mary just wants to soak and bundle

Mary just wants to soak and bundle

Freeman who says Everclear is the shit

Freeman says Everclear is the shit

So this will be my last Amish Mafia post for a little while. On Thursday, the Mafia wants to have a word with me, but I promise I’ll be back with more info about our favorite Amish misfits. I’ll be on the show dishing the dirt!! And if I suddenly disappear, start looking for my body with cement shoes in the quarry near the area where they ditched John’s buggy.

Peace, love and Amish Mafia forever!
~P.

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Amish Godmother Meet and Greet

Well I’ve seen it all now. For the sum of $53.74, you can “meet” Amish Esther and her brother John from Discovery Channel’s Amish Mafia.

https://www.facebook.com/amishgodmother <—–Esther’s Facebook page

https://www.facebook.com/events/1384110315197728/ <——link to her “event”

That blows my mind since I could have met the Godfather himself, Levi, for I think, just $10 or $15! And the money from his events are donated to charity!

Here’s a couple comments from Esther’s Facebook page concerning the fee for meeting her and John. I think this is a fundraising event for John’s attorney fees!

How to rake in the fan $$

How to rake in the fan $$

Yeah, gonna pass on spending $53.74. I’m sure you’ll be heart broken Esther.

I wanna meet Hot Ass Mary and Ass Kickin’ Wayne!

~P.

Mirkat: Before he got all Amish Mafia

Esther and Imir...before he got crazy with his fists.

Esther and Imir…before he got crazy with his fists.

Esther Schmucker may or may not be with her rapper man Mirkat. Mirkat is his stage name, his birth name is Imir R. Williams and he is originally from Lancaster. Before he made the break into rapping he was working as an expediter and server at Red Robin in Lancaster, but not for long, only about 3 months. I guess food service wasn’t his bag.

Red Robin...Yum

Red Robin…Yum

Esther would hang out, waiting for him to get off his shift, wearing her English clothes. Some people have said her clothes were more along the lines of stripper clothes, but I’m just reporting what I was told. That was back in the day though, before she got too big for her britches and Mirkat got a big head and decided to give Esther a beat down around Halloween. Things haven’t been so good since, at least not legally. 

Woman beater

Woman beater

Esther had to have some reconstructive surgery thanks to Mirkat taking a break from expediting food orders and rapping, and taking up woman beating. Everyone keeps asking why Esther looks different and by now I’m hoping it’s all become crystal clear. He seriously messed up her face and now she looks different…thinner in the face, capped teeth, you know, reconstructed.

Here's why

Here’s why

Now I’m not sure what’s going on with Mirkat and Esther. The program wants us to think that Levi (who has an English girlfriend) is there for Esther and is actually thinking they will get married in the future. I read on Esther’s Facebook page that she’s letting her hair down before she gets baptized and, I suppose, get’s real about being Amish. The local police report that Esther and Mirkat are living together and they’ve been called to the house several times since for domestic issues. Who really knows?! Esther says not to believe what the media says…I guess that means we should believe her.  Haaahahahaha! Now that IS funny. I also find it all hilarious that they’ve all blocked me on Facebook, even Levi. (Unless that’s Levi’s girlfriend who is administrator of his fan page. Boy, she would be surprised to know the things I know about Levi….he loves taking selfies!!!)

Anyway, I’m looking forward to the third episode in this season. I don’t care if they all hate me for writing about them or their girlfriends/boyfriends. They’re all fair game once they put themselves on television. If you can’t take the heat, get off the Discovery Channel.

New Amish Mafia in 7 minutes!!

~P.

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Amish Mafia’s Esther and Mirkat living in anything but harmony

After vicious beating, Amish Mafia’s Esther and boyfriend living together; police called twice – LancasterOnline: Local News.

I don’t believe in blaming the victim but I already said once that this man isn’t going to change. I’ve been in this situation and know, no matter how many times they say they are sorry, they won’t do it, or say it, or scream it again, they will.

Esther you are blocking the wrong person, unless you only block me because you don’t want to read or hear the truth.

1. Amish Mafia is fake.

2. Mirkat is abusive.

Why would you go back with a man who beat the shit out of your face? Why would you set that kind of an example to your children?

Get away from him before you’re dead. That’s the advice I was given when I was in a bad relationship, and I TOOK it.

~P.

Esther gets beaten on Halloween

I'mir R. Williams & Esther Schmucker

I’mir R. Williams & Esther Schmucker

You would think after filing 3 petitions from abuse orders against I’mir R. Williams (Mirkat), Esther would have gone through with one of them.

I’m not placing blame on the victim here because I understand how it feels to be in love with someone and just not know what to do when that person treats you like shit.

I hope now that Mirkat has gone so far as to mess up her face, breaking her teeth and I’m sure crushing her spirit, this should be a HUGE clue.  If a man threatens you…says he is going to chop you into pieces or as I was told, “they’ll never find your body”, believe it and get the hell away from him as soon as possible.

Also, since this loser rapper Mirkat is on the lam…if anyone knows where he is, report him to the police!!!

And Esther…since I know you read my blog, I never had anything against you personally.  It’s all about writing what people are interested in reading. So block me or don’t block me on Twitter, I’m still going to write about the Amish Mafia.

It’s a shame the Amish Mafia isn’t real because Levi and his gang need to put a hurting on this loser.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2013/11/amish_mafia_star_esther_beaten.html

Levi has a mob queen and she’s not Esther

Ok, we can all take a big sigh of relief.  After a little digging on the internet, I have discovered that Levi does have a “real life” girlfriend.

Whew, what a relief that the “King” only fakes his affection for Esther.  Then again, Esther is busy with her own “real life” boyfriend.  I imagine life becomes a blur…who do I love, who do I hate, who will I banish from Lancaster County in order to gain the imaginary mob power?

So Levi’s Queen goes by the name AmayMelissa on Instagram.

AmayMelissaAmaymelissa has also proclaimed her love for Levi through prose in a tweet.  Currently her Twitter account has been either closed or suspended.

The latest from amay (@amaymelissa). I love ur arms wrapped around me at night I love ur soft lips on mine I love when tell me how much u love me.

Amaymelissa had Levi give her an estimate on roofing and managed to land him as her own personal King.  I wonder if he got the roof/siding job too?

So I wonder if his Queen has child-baring hips, like the women featured on Amish Mafia

That’s what I have for now folks.  Stay tuned!  Season 3 is sooooooo far away.  I imagine there will be plenty of real life drama in the meantime.

…breaking hearts of those who pine for Levi.  ~P.

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The Amish Queen Esther and her Rapper Man

Esther has been flying low on the radar since her Twitter account was suspended.  Don’t worry, she started another!  (I’m officially blocked, though I did have a brief follow.)  Her maybe boyfriend, Mirkat also has me blocked but no worries, I have plenty of people who fill in the blank spaces.

On September 16th Mirkat celebrated Esther and her mom making him lunch. I would assume this means mom is okay with Esther’s fondness of the badass rapper.  The one that she recently pressed charges against for domestic violence.  Must be all smoothed over now.

  1. Mirkat ‏@TheRealMirkat 16 Sep

Esther and her mom made me lunch how sweet!

Today this was sent to me through Facebook.  Again, I’m assuming the gentleman Esther was with at Park City, was again, the rapper that tweets about her.

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See, this assures me that Esther and Levi won’t be hooking up on the show.  Well, I mean they might hook-up on the show, but it’s all fake.  But we know it’s all fake now, right?  I can’t help but wonder….what does Levi’s REAL girlfriend think of all this love acting?

Can’t wait for Season 3!

Stayed tuned, especially during the off-season!  I always have info flowing.

~P.

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Amish Mafia: Esther Schmucker Opened Multiple Abuse Cases Against Boyfriend This Summer

So I’m guessing this isn’t the man the Old Amish Sect lady was talking about when she told Esther she needed to find a good man.  Personally, I think it’s all promotional but hey, whatever.  Filing a PFA and then not showing up for court is a no-no.  It makes it harder for women who are really being abused to get a PFA because of drama like this.

Can any of this make it onto the program please? ~P.

Amish Mafia: Esther Schmucker Opened Multiple Abuse Cases Against Boyfriend This Summer.

 

Amish Esther Co-Signs

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Have you indulged in the Discovery’s Channels “reality tv” series Amish Mafia yet?  If not, what the heck are you waiting for?  This show has a little bit of everything for everyone.  Unless you’re actually Amish, then you shouldn’t be watching.

The program is full of contradictions about how the Old Amish Sect functions.  Obviously none of the characters are truly Amish or they wouldn’t be on the program.  Also, the main characters use cellphones, drive, and other no-nos.  All that aside, the blend of scripted programming along with the “slices of life” that are genuine-they’re aren’t faking getting arrested- the whole program is just cray-cray.

Esther, who has blocked me on Twitter, is apparently doing well for herself with this series.  This isn’t her first rodeo–or maybe, sewing circle.  I’m told she is doing well enough to co-sign for her ex-boyfriend to buy a new car back in July.  Mirkat and Esther are not a couple, but apparently still close enough that she would co-sign for him.  Strange, since not that long ago, she said he was abusing her physically.  Oh the Amish drama!  I thought the pair made a striking couple.  The song “Ebony and Ivory” just popped into my head.  Esther likes her meat dark, ya know?

Another thing that interests me: Esther claims the Amish pay just as much taxes as the “English” to the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and government.  That kick-up a bit of a shit storm online as most people disagree.  What about sales tax on vehicle purchases?  Just kidding, I’m sure Mirkat paid for all that.

The scenes in Amish Mafia are priceless, you don’t know if you should laugh, cry or get pissed off.  At times, I do all three.

Will Freeman speak?  Will Esther give up sewing circles?  Will Levi ever fall for scripted love again?  Will Jolin take his shirt off soon? Will Merlin pull a shoo-fly pie out of his ass?

Time will tell.

~P.

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Amish Mafia: More of the Circus Mob Tonight

‘Amish Mafia’ star Alan Beiler sentenced to prison for state trooper car chase – NY Daily News.

Amish Mafia is back on the Discovery Channel tonight!  I admit it, I’m excited.  Let’s be honest…this creative nonfiction, reality television show is entertaining.  They are all real people, acting out what Discovery wants portrayed.  Every now and then there is a hiccup in the filming, and reality steps in, but it’s a welcome from the network.  Nothing makes a made-up story about Amish Mafia seem more realistic than having cast member fleeing and alluding the police.  I hear we will see coverage of Alan at the courthouse.  Really, though, Alan isn’t that important to the show.  Just my opinion. ;-)

Alan can always perform as the mobster who was taken down after several run-ins with the police.  The chases just had to be for his own excitement.  Discovery channel wasn’t there to film that…what a shame.  Where was Alan racing off to hide?  It’s not like the police didn’t know his car and face.  He could have just stopped and been charged with the little bit of weed and Xanax.  Duh.  I hope 21 months is enough time to sit and think about what a stupid move that was.

I’m excited to see what Esther will be up to and if we will see more of the strange brother, called by his last name, Freeman.  Esther’s other brother, John, was in trouble with the law not too long ago.  I think John fled from the police also, this time in a car owned by a Discovery employee.  Why are they letting John drive any vehicle?  He doesn’t even have a license for his scooter!

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Levi has been working hard at his “English” business of roofing, siding and the general.  He has made several appearances for charity in the Lancaster area.  I think I might invite him to next years 150th Anniversary of Dover, PA Borough.  Many of our ancestors in this area came from Europe, fleeing religious persecution.  Particularly an Anabaptist sect that fled Germany and relocated in Lancaster, PA.  Dover Township is nearly identical to Lancaster’s agricultural resources.

And what will that evil, complete whack-job, champagne to his horse, Mennonite in Ohio, Merlin be up to?  Other then causing grief and over drama in Lancaster, of course.  Is he really the narcissist portrayed on our television screens?  I don’t care if he can quote the Bible and speak in half-ass Dutch.  No way would I want to work with someone at his level of insanity.

Will we see Jolin this season?  He is the eye-candy of the show.  Big Steve and the angry little guy, just can’t take Jolin’s place in our eyes.

Ok, enough already.  I’ll be watching…  ~P.

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