The Church of Lady Gaga

The chosen disciple of Ga

WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF LADY GAGA.  THROUGH HER THE WORD OF GA IS SPOKEN.  PREPARE NOW FOR THE END OF TIMES.  THE NEW WORLD WILL BE USHERED IN.  THE WORD OF GA IS FOR ALL TO HEAR AND LEARN.  ACT NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE THIS CHANCE OF LIVING IN A UTOPIAN SOCIETY.

Pattie Crider

New Religious Movements

The Church of Gaga

10/25/2011

The charismatic leader, Lady Gaga has presented her followers with the 10 Commandments of the 21st Century.  The guide stones are located in Elberton, GA and were placed there by an anonymous group.  While not specifically stated, they are
believed to be the creation of the Illuminati.  There is no formal church sight at this time but access to Lady Gaga and her interpretation of Ga’s word can be found in her music, tattoos, hair styles and photographs.

This new religious movement combines a strange mixture of established religions.  Gaga
was raised a Catholic and features her defiance of Catholicism by flaunting her
Illuminati symbols and devil signs.  She presents herself as the mother to “monsters”… everyone is welcome to follow her and she draws you into her songs.  She
dreamed about the GA guide stones until one day, they appeared with a message
that she understood.  That message is “follow what I do and say….dress like me if you want…otherwise just adore me.  I take all of you!  You must live by these 10 laws.”

1.  MAINTAIN HUMANITY UNDER 500,000,000 IN PERPETUAL BALANCE WITH NATURE.

Millions of people have formed online to see if she, “The Lady Gaga” has a message.  Her satanic message is causing the mentally ill to snap.  Deaths are occurring that
can’t be explained.  Not just random, but mysteries.  The earth is going to be
cleared of unworthy people.  The population will be reduced to 500,000,000 on December 21st 2012.  GaGa explains, “There will be no Christmas to celebrate.  Most of you will
be gone to Heaven and the remainders will begin a new life.”

 2. GUIDE REPRODUCTION WISELY – IMPROVING FITNESS AND DIVERSITY

We must stay in shape.  No one loves a fat Ga.  See how gorgeous I am?  Get up and learn my songs and dance steps.  No lazy Ga Monsters!

3.UNITE HUMANITY WITH A LIVING NEW
LANGUAGE.

Listen to my words earthlings.  I am actually an alien, planted on Earth through Lady Ga.  What she sings and says is My Word.  Learn this new language.  Study and embrace the new language and you will understand My word.

 

4. RULE PASSION – FAITH – TRADITION – AND ALL THINGS WITH TEMPERED REASON.

Get along.  Believe in Me.  Understand that I am of the Heavens, an alien.  You see because I send My message through Lady Gaga.  Be good to each other. The Anti-Ga Cultist Resistance Group (AGaCRuG) is out to take you from Me.

 5.  PROTECT PEOPLE AND
NATIONS WITH FAIR LAWS AND JUST COURTS

We must over-throw the government and start over again.  Most of those stupid
politicians need to go anyway.  I will decide the fate of the in prison justly.  Most will die, Charles Mason will be saved.  He is one of the chosen and will do Ga’s will as instructed.

 

6.  LET ALL NATIONS RULE
INTERNALLY RESOLVING EXTERNAL DISPUTES IN A WORLD COURT

Ga will continue his messages through Me.  Do not fear her messages.  They are everywhere and easily found.  Join My Monsters, learn and we will someday
have peace on Earth.  A new, utopian life.  There will be no external disputes.

7. AVOID PETTY LAWS AND USELESS OFFICIALS

We will not need written laws on pettiness.  Officials of the old religions will be replaced both in religious sanctions and governmental. No one will tell you who to love and marry.  Only those left are worthy, and may choose freely.  We will repopulate the earth with our Monster seed.

 

8. BALANCE PERSONAL RIGHTS WITH SOCIAL DUTIES

Be yourself but act with correctness.  We will be changing the world.  This world is full of hate and we have the ability to use that hate to start a new society by forming new families. 

9. PRIZE TRUTH – BEAUTY – LOVE- SEEKING HARMONY WITH THE INFINITE

Be honest with others.  Be honest with yourself.  Show your inner beauty and
embrace it.  We will grow in harmony for eternity.  The Apocalyptic times are
here.  Heed what the ancient Mayans have taught.  There is no time to waste.

10. BE NOT A CANCER ON THE EARTH – LEAVE ROOM FOR NATURE.

Ga will judge the Earthlings.  If you are a cancer you will be banished.  The earth needs to
replenish its self.  Removing 6 billion people will clear the way for nature to return.

Just the beginning of my religious cult.  I think the final paper must be at least 12 pages.  Will keep posting as my assignments makes progress.

All hail Ga,

~P.

Comments

  1. Love it! Where do I sign up?

  2. Oh nevermind! I am already a registered Monster! I don’t know what it means, but maybe my soul will be saved haha

  3. I love jesus says:

    Your flesh will all be burned for an eternity. you will be murdered raped, you will watch your body parts being ripped out infront of you. Demonds will feast on your flesh. Pray to jesus and repent or your fate will be hell a burning pit of fire.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Do not be tempted by worldly things, for it will pass. Rather invest on Heavenly things which can not pass as neither time or death has a hold on it… take part in Gods free offering of life through Jesus. Do not reject Him, for then you will be rejected….please rethink your actions and change your thoughts and heart while you are still alive and part of His creation….you can either have alot to offer in Christ..or alot to lose in gaga……use your life wisely Pattie Crider.

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