H*O*T

“Holy hot as blazes” my mom would say.

I knew it was entirely too hot out when:

1. Ying peed as soon as I took him outside and he was ready to go back in immediately.

2. I drove my car to Verizon and had to pat my face with a bath towel to soak up the sweat.

3. I could see the dirt drying as I watered my plants.

4. The snow cone truck driver is MIA.

5. I sat on the toilet seat and almost slid off.

Hiding in the Pat cave,

~P.

How do you know it’s hot?

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